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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 31st, 2010, 2:49 pm

Boudicca wrote:If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?



I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » July 31st, 2010, 2:50 pm

IEDmagnet wrote:
Boudicca wrote:If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?



I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.

I think I could definitely fight off THAT urge.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » July 31st, 2010, 2:57 pm

Which Old Spice guy? If you're talking Bruce Campbell, it's a no brainer. If he can fight off armies of the living dead, he can kick the ass of some fruity bastard in a bar.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 31st, 2010, 7:16 pm

But the Dos Equis Guy can speak Russian in French!!!!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » July 31st, 2010, 7:35 pm

Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 5:46 am

Odds that, at a minimum, Bill Clinton ogled at least one cocktail waitress at his daughters wedding reception? :o

Bet you won't see that exit question in any of the major newspapers.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 5:50 am

mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.


I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 1st, 2010, 7:24 am

C-MAC wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.


I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P


BTW, remember to say happy 67th birthday to Smokey on August 9th.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 7:47 am

Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.


I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P


BTW, remember to say happy 67th birthday to Smokey on August 9th.


I won't even question how or why you knew that.

Birthday wishes, flame throwers and Mark 77 Mod-5's. :roll:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 1st, 2010, 7:51 am

Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 8:16 am

Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)


My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 1st, 2010, 8:23 am

C-MAC wrote:
Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)


My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.


Demolitions are approved/recommended for fighting forest fires in declared Wilderness...whoda thought :shock: ?

And a few wraps of det cord/well situated charge is perfect for trees too dangerous for chainsaw work (not including the rocket-propelled chainsaws).
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 8:42 am

Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)


My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.


Demolitions are approved/recommended for fighting forest fires in declared Wilderness...whoda thought :shock: ?

And a few wraps of det cord/well situated charge is perfect for trees too dangerous for chainsaw work (not including the rocket-propelled chainsaws).


He actually left after serving several roles including LEO, Forester and another environmental role here in NY State. He spent a lot of time up in the Finger Lakes which I believe is our only National Forest. But the back and forth traveling was too much. He did however parlay that experience into a nice career. Like I said, guys like yourself, my brother and the others around here who give back in that way are what makes this country great.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 1st, 2010, 11:43 am

Now he's gonna have a HUGE head for a day. Great....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby garyedolan » August 1st, 2010, 4:06 pm

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Is our capacity to create, to overcome,
To endure, to transform, to love,
And to be greater than our suffering.

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